Disclaimer

This website is satire.

"Dr. Felix Semmler" is a completely fictional person. This website is a satire / practice project. Any resemblance to real doctors or practices is purely coincidental and unintentional.

• There is no real doctor named Felix Semmler associated with this website.
• No real medical services, appointments, or treatments are offered through this website.
• All information given – address, phone number, email address, opening hours, training background and career – is entirely fictional and serves demonstration purposes only.
• Please do not use this website under any circumstances to obtain actual medical advice or to arrange an appointment.

For real health concerns, please contact an actual doctor, or in an emergency the German medical on-call service (116 117) or emergency services (112).